Saturday, November 6, 2010

The Office and Garbage

I haven't yet watched this week's episode of "The Office." Yesterday a friend was asking me if I had, maybe that's what prompted this dream.

"The Office" now had a cafeteria lunch room, with people serving what you asked for as you saw it behind the glass bar. This was to be the new central setting of the show, and the show was exactly like it was originally, except it was taking place in a lunch room and the focus was not Pam and Jim's relationship, but Dwight and Angela having a child.

Apparently Angela did get pregnant with Dwight's child, but didn't want to tell him because she now had another boyfriend. The child was actually a wookiee, but somehow she hid it and got pregnant with her new boyfriend's child.

Fast forward about 3 years, and somehow the new boyfriend is out of the picture, and Dwight knows about his child, and it is a child, not a wookiee. The child was standing on one of the tables in the cafeteria. I don't remember a ton of details beyond that.

I remember at one point I was in the cafeteria, I'm not sure if I was one of the characters or myself, if I was a character I think I was Pam, but I really don't know. Anyways, I could tell that one of the cafeteria workers was going to fall in love with a worker from the office, and apparently it was me. I was going through the line, and I wanted more salad, and the lunch guy didn't want to give me more because the onions in the salad had caffeine in them, and he knew I didn't drink caffeine. I told him it was negligible amounts, I would be fine.

Jim had for some reason taken the LSAT. Dwight was looking over the records and was mad because he thought Jim had cheated or taken it when he was too young or something.

Oh, "The Office" now took place in Utah, as Angela was referencing Bountiful, and I think I walked out of the lunchroom into downtown Provo.

After the office, Nick gave me a piggyback ride and we walked over to one of my old roommate's apartments. We met her as she was leaving, she was going to go visit a friend, but said we could go in anyways. I was concerned there would be drama, since the person she was going to go visit was the sister of Nick's old girlfriend, but then I remembered he was still on good terms with the sister. We went into the apartment, and there were several stacks of garbage sitting there. I decided we should be nice and take them out for her. Then I realized they were sorted into plastic bottles and aluminum cans, and there wasn't any other type of trash, so she must have been about to recycle them and get money for them. I didn't know where the recycling place was, so we couldn't do anything.

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